Oh lord, this is actually on Goodreads?Well, I'm just going to give this five stars. Don't get me wrong, it's atrocious. But personally, I believe that it's meant to be that way and that it's the most brilliant troll-fic ever created. Even if I tried to create something this bad, I don't think I could come up with something so hilarious. And well, it's just a classic.Read it with your friends. Do dramatic readings of it. Play the My Immortal Drinking Game.But don't do it with actual alcohol because you will definitely die. P.S. YOU LUDICROUS FOOLS. YOU MEDIOCRE DUNCES.