Macario - B. Traven Worst book everrrrr. Like, of all the Spanish books in the world, why was I forced to read this one???? All it was about was this guy who wanted to eat a turkey … and that was his only life goal … And then the devil wanted his turkey and Jesus wanted to eat his turkey and the Grim Reaper wanted to eat his turkey. So then he and the Grim Reaper became BFFLs and split the turkey and the Grim Reaper gave him a magic potion that cured diseases and then he cured people except this kid of this fancy guy and then he was going to have to burn in public so the Grim Reaper killed him. Only, he had been dead all along and it had all been a hallucination, and he never got to eat his turkey. THE END!!! Did that make any sense? Yeah, it didn't make sense to me either.